HPG Velo WILLIE SETS OFF NUCLEAR ALARM

HPGers –

Willie had posted this photo on Instagram (see attached). With the Winter Olympics coming up, Willie is planning to be in Pyeongchang next week as official team uniform supplier to the Russian athletes. Apparently on his way over, he decided to stop in Honolulu, hack into the NORAD control center, and create a panic by sending out a nuclear alarm.

I whatsapp’ed the Doctor, and he explained that this is a fact: Giuseppi is not playing fair by going to Maui to ride his bike for the next five weeks when the rest of us are stuck in New England riding in the bitter cold or worse (think Computrainer). To right this wrong, he did what only a monkey of Willie’s intellect can do – create a diversion that would cause Giuseppi to cancel his plans.

Did it work? Giuseppi, please check in.

John